They’ve turned someone into a squirrel? [Yes, clearly that’s the important part of all of that.] I think I’ll be good if they decide to stop with sticking a pair of wings on my back.

Actually, you’re making more sense than you think—you’re talking about a series of body transformations. But it helps that I’ve got a pretty open mind when it comes to the mystical. [And even then, unicorns and alicorns are pushing it.] That would be cool though, if it turns out we could work together like that. Maybe with enough magic in play, we could manage to do something about this place.