Or I could just not be technical about it and say I'm fifteen instead of trying to figure how just how many extras to add after "fourteen years." As fun as you make figuring all that out sound...

[Which, strangely enough, isn't entirely sarcasm. Twilight actually sounds pretty enthusiastic. But look! The tiny pictures show a winged horse. That can serve as a distraction.]

So is this what you really look like? Since you don't appear human anymore.